Saturday, May 23, 2009

Andy (Drew) (Andrew) Bernard




Andy Bernard is a man.

A man of sensitivity.

A man who is just a man.

A man who can't get the kit-kat song right!

When Andy first came into the Scranton Branch at Dunder Mifflin Paper company it was because his branch was cut off.

That was when his name was Andy.

After a while Andy got P.O.ed and socked a wall.

Which made a hole...

In the wall...

We soon later found out that he had anger management.

He went to his classes...

Next season Drew Bernard tries shows up!

Doesn't pass...

So still Andy!

This lovable pal!

He has been engaged!

To someone in the office!

Has been cheated on.

From someone in the office!

Has become best friends.

With the man who cheated with his fiance.

The man just can't get any nicer!

Andy (Drew) Andrew Bernard.

Suprised he hasn't socked another wall.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Office! Again! :D




So!

It's early in the morning and you know what I feel like talking about?

The Office!!

I'm staring at a picture of my man!

My love;)

Dwight-E-Poo.

But for some reason I feel like talking about Meredith!

She is the completely lovable alcoholic!

She wears her dresses just short (or long) enough to cover up!!

The woman I look up to has caught her hair on fire...

While drunk...

While at work...

Note to self: Keep alcoholic beverages away from Meredith...

Even Dayquil...

Meredith is a very good dancer!

Especially when dancing at cafe disco!

Her son might be a little brat, but you have to learn to love to deal with to love the people you like to love their own!

(Read over five times)

The woman who also works at Dunder Mufflin Paper...

Merideth Palmer.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Michael Scott Paper Company






I have now come to the turn in the show "The Offfice".

The man who worked in the best branch in Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.

The man who got treated like he was nothing.

The man who worked at Dunder Mifflin for 15 years.

The man who actually got somewhere.

Michael Scott finally left the paper company.

In results of making his own Paper company.

Michael Scott Paper Comapny.

He got the hottie Pam to work with him.

He also got his deep down crush.

Ryan Howard.

A man.

Yes...

I know...

These fabulous people were known to him as his...

DREAM TEAM


After less than a month of the Michael Scott Paper Company, Michael, Pam, and Ryan soon realized they were broke... Their prices were unbelievably low... So Dunder Mifflin bought Michael Scott Paper in thoughts of thinking Michael Scott Paper was rich... When they actually weren't... Sad... I know.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

My Main Squeeze


Do you believe in love at first sight?

I know it's sort of corny...

But I do.

The man I love has some serious skills.

He could stun you with his Purple belt in Karate!

His rifling skills.

And his variety with weapons!

Ka-Choww!

Pepper Spray my man!

He has the best curly chest hairs that has his fans raiving!

Although his tummy is slightly large it is still that perfect size to say "I wish I

had a watermelon."

I am in love with the man of my dreams...

Even though I have not had a dream of him...

He is the best paper salesman in all of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company!

He is...


Determined.

Worker.

Intense.

Good Worker.

Hard Worker.

Terrific.


Dwight K. Shrute.

I have an obsession with you.

Monday, May 18, 2009

New Here.



Hello.

You have entered the world's biggest Office Fanatic blog!

If you have not heard of the show 'The Office' you are missing out on the biggest thing on earth (twss).

One of the main things in that keeps The Office's flair is the affection between PB&J Pam Beasley and Jim.

Worlds cutest couple!

They have always had crushes on each other even when Pam had a Fiance for 3 years.

i Personally think that her Fiance was a jerk.

Jim and Pam keep the audience raving for more - especially me!

Did i mention i like beets?

Pamela Beasley is my idol.

She works as a receptionist at the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.

She is a sophisticated worker.

She is the best at answering phones, and transferring calls.

Jim Halpert is a very cute a-dult.

Except for the fact that he has a slightly large nose... But thats ok:)

Jim works in sales.

They work 12 feet away from each other)

Now that's what i call true love! <3